Monday, November 10, 2008

retirement plan


dear mr. mcgrady,

you are no good. i mean, bad. real bad. this is a game of intangibles and you've got none.

what you do have is a brittle body and major wonk eyes.

oh, and an uncanny ability to fail to reach expectations.

i mean, at least you've got some money, so there's that.

sincerely,

WHITNESS #51

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