Friday, December 19, 2008

Review: The Wrestler

It seems that when the weather gets colder and football games start to matter, the bi-coastal movie-going public is given a veritable holiday feast of meaty, juicy, sweet and savory films. This year, er, last two weeks of the year, is loaded – Doubt, Benjamin Button, The Reader, Che, The Wrestler and so on. Compelling stories, great acting, skillful directing add up to a rewarding viewing experience and Oscar comes knocking – you know the drill. But isn’t Kung Fu Panda also a rewarding viewing experience? Ditto for Ratatouille. Same goes for Knocked Up or Superbad, films teeming with real, genuine performances and real, genuine drama, profanity notwithstanding. What’s missing in Atonement and Michael Clayton? And wasn’t ‘The Dark Knight’ the greatest movie ever made just a few months ago?

Structure. In a time-based medium like cinema, it is perhaps just as important how the tale is told, as the tale itself. Some of the best films from the past year of so have been great fun, serious fare or summer fun included. But when you leave the theater and all those loose ends are tied up for you, something is missing. In fact, when a movie begins, there is essentially an agreement formed between the film and you, the viewer. Either the film will follow the three-act rules or it will not. The three-act story is an amazing thing, allowing for all sorts of themes to be explored without really pushing you outside your comfort zone. Sure, the subject matter may be gravely somber, the plot may have some switchbacks here and there, one of your favorite characters may even die, but in the end, you get that resolution. Even if the resolution is open-ended. The other option? An unpredictable structure. Freedom. A director’s unique, particular, imbalanced vision. And like, that, you’re lost at sea. Oh, wonderful, delirious, captivating sea. Without that familiar structure, the viewer is thrown on the offensive, thinking, interacting through the film. This is engaging cinema.

The Wrestler is indeed a rewarding viewing experience in large part to the performances; Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood truly inhabit their characters. You’ll hear more and more about this film through the prism of the acting, and the acclaim is well-deserved. But The Wrestler also wins as it allows you to slip into The Ram’s world without him knowing you’re there – he doesn’t know he’s in a movie. The docu-style lensing and jump-cutting is apropos for this fly-on-wall perspective on Rourke’s character, but that alone does not create the tone of the film. Elliptical storytelling, Aronofsky selectively framing the emotional beats, offers a fascinating peek into a stretch of days, weeks that will ultimately decide the fate of this battered wrestler’s life. Without a beginning, middle or end, we experience this man entire life, the film stitched together like the scars on his back. And like all great films, the finale comes at you with reckless pace, whether we’re ready or not. At it’s close, The Wrestler leaves you there in your seat, wondering what was and what will be for The Ram. Emptiness. Blackness. Inasmuch, we’re left with wondering if this story could be our own. Maybe it’s an eerie feeling; staring at that vacant screen after nearly two hours of careful, deliberate guidance. Maybe you feel lost. Maybe you even wish you had more closure, as sordid as the details may be. But The Wrestler isn’t that kind of movie. And now you’re on your own. Just like The Ram.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Why, Beno, Why?

Watched last night's mess against the Kings. I know the team is learning on the fly and there were some positives, but would it kill the Clips to pick up a couple of wins in the process? Bad loss cuz it was a loss. Good to see Ricky Buckets contribute. Tim Thomas needs to keep his ass on the bench, though. That guy's plus/minus must be -754,210. Hate his game. Hate. And yes, in case you wondering, Beno Udrih is the next coming of Michael Jordan. Jeeeeeez...

Monday, November 10, 2008

hip

for G.AT. >

you can buy the same shirt Pau is wearing in this picture on a clearance rack at your local mall's Charlotte Russe.

gut instinct: "hold me closer, tiny shooter."




outside of AI and The Big O, small shooters have had a tough time making it in the League...two words:

DAJUAN WAGNER.

however, this year i think we'll see two undersized shooters show the critics that athleticism knows no height, namely NATE ROBINSON aka "The Lil' Apple" & rookie ERIC "Commissioner" Gordon.

retirement plan


dear mr. mcgrady,

you are no good. i mean, bad. real bad. this is a game of intangibles and you've got none.

what you do have is a brittle body and major wonk eyes.

oh, and an uncanny ability to fail to reach expectations.

i mean, at least you've got some money, so there's that.

sincerely,

WHITNESS #51

Friday, November 7, 2008

Practice for Big Shot



on the outset, one would assume that granting a disgruntled star's wish to be traded usually bodes well for the team that is ridding themselves of complacency. but that might not be the case this time around.

for the record, i am a giant fan of Mr. Chauncey, but i've never been a George Karl fan and i certainly don't think Carmelo will ever contribute to leading his team to a championship. everyone thought this summer when Joe Dumars said he was looking to trade one of the pieces of his team's foundation, "What are you doing? you can't really break up the most underrated backcourt of Billups/Hamilton can you?". and so when Dumars brought in a notoriously undersized shooting guard to his blue collar Pistons, it seemed like a desperate attempt for a fading team that was trying to take a final gasp of air before their time was up. lots of teams do it - trade for a superstar or a big name - to ressurect the franchise. Lakers did it with Malone and Payton, the Blazers did it with Pippen, and my Clips tried it with Dominique - and none of those worked out too well.

so, on second glance, i think Detroit comes out on top and we might see the last hurrah (and it might be a BIG HURRAH ) out of AI. now it might be a one year rental to free room next year for the Pistons, but it might also work real well. As for Billups, the West is tough and i think that he certainly fits Karl's style more than AI did, but it won't result in playoff wins.

excited to see the Allen to Rasheed lobs and especially Hamilton and AI giving defenses fits. plus, AI always looked weird in yellow and baby blue and playing in a city like Denver - AI is an East Coast dude, and i think it's a better match.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Boom Dizzle


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Monday, October 27, 2008

Fearless Skinless Boneless Forecast

The Halfcourt Set
The MOB, among many other things, is a ruthless, unbiased evaluator of truth.  No doubt your local newspaper and 2nd-favorite blog have indicated that this fall is a watershed moment in American politics, and while that is undeniable, very few are talking about the shift of power about to take place in the NBA.  And I'm not talking about the cockamamy notion that the Leastern Conference will rival the Western for supremacy, I'm talking about the the Battle for Los Angeles.  You heard it hear first - the Clippers will beat the Lakers in the playoffs and shock the city, state, country, world, galaxy, universe, etc.  

Baron Davis just makes plays.  He's never had a big man like he has now - and he has two of 'em.  The team has the right mix of young legs and experienced leadership.  Al Thornton is the right player at the right time, who will absolutely dominate while defenders are double-teaming Boom and the bigs.  Ricky Davis has been a victim of lousy circumstances ever since he entered the Association, and is a changed man, a changed 6th Man (of the Year).  Shoot - he cut off his 'rows - if that doesn't mean he's ready to get serious I don't know what is.   Eric Gordon is like the Microwave on steroids.  Not somebody you want handling your food, but somebody you want handling the scoring when you need double digits in a hurry.  This team is deep and talented, unlike any Clippers squad ever assembled.  There is no precedent.  Stay tuned... Staples Center has a new owner.

Putbacks
  • The Jazz are in trouble.  Looming contract issues are not good for a team, even if Jerry Sloan is coach.
  • Shaquille O'Neal has one more season in him.  Just when everyone is writing off the Suns, they will finally live up to past year's expectations.
  • The Spurs are done.  For all of Duncan's accolades, it's Manu who made this team great.
  • Look for LeBron to win the MVP.  Mo Williams helps them run a bit more, and that will get them the #1 overall seed in the East.
  • The Raptors stun LBJ and the Cavs in the first round.
  • LeBron sets his sights on NJ.  Governor of Ohio asks for help from FEMA. 
  • The Mavs are done.  Not the right personnel.  They missed their window.
  • Detroit will realize they missed their window, too.  Mavs-Pistons trade coming?
  • The Hornets had their healthiest season in franchise history last year.  If that happens twice ia row, they'll be back in the mix.  But Peja is no iron man and Posey is not the reason the Heat and Celtics won NBA titles.  Hornets slide back to the pack.
  • Elton Brand turns out to be washed-up and overpaid.  The Sixers are a colossal disappointment.  Nobody in Philly cares, still soaked in World Series' champagne.
  • The Blazers will be good, but not great.  No experience on that team.
  • Dwayne Wade and Dwight Howard, Flash and Superman, star in an amazing all-Florida EC final.  
  • Not only does T-Mac get out of the first round, but the Rockets go all the way.  How do you not like a team won 22 in a row last season who now adds Artest to the mix?  Incredible season in store for them.

Friday, October 24, 2008

MISSING

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In the beginning

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